OLD NICE MAN..WELL..MAYBE NOT NICE..OLD DIRTY MAN!

I have been going to the gym in Pittsburgh, trying to stay in shape, while off from the show. I would see an older gentleman, working out all week. Every time, I'm in the gym, he tells me to "keep up the good work kiddo", I smile and laugh. Well, today he actually attempted to have a real conversation with me. He introduces himself, and asks if I'm new to the club. I tell him I was just visiting, and that my family lives here...... Anyway, he tells me how he was a body builder and world champion when he was younger. You can tell his body looked amazing for his age. Oh his age he says "you know I'm 73 years old". I'm in shock, he looks absolutely amazing! I was thinking how nice this old man is, and how great to see him still working out at his age. Then, the shocking part of the conversation comes in, he randomly admits to me that he was also a porn star and a stripper. That he was pretty well known, and made tons of money. It isn't over, he proceeds to tell me that he fell off the pole while stripping, and slammed down hard while in the air unto his balls, and that is why he retired. In the same breathe I believe he gave me some good work out pointers. This kind of stuff, I believe only happens to me. I went back to my workout laughing in my head. The sweet old man is a pervert. Only in my world, just J.R.!!!!!